Posted by
bigredcon on Friday, August 29, 2008 3:15:39 PM
If you're familiar with the Chuck Norris phenomenon on the net, you'll like this
twitter thread:
- Little Known Fact. Three of Sarah Palin's 5 kids came out sideways and she never flinched.
- Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the missing Cylon.
- Little Known Fact: Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does. Gnerally with her bare hands.
- Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin was the original "Deadliest Catch."
- Little Known Fact: the Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eys.
- Little known fact: Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
- Little known fact: Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.
- Little known fact: Palin once won the Iditarod without any dogs. She simply willed the sled to victory.
- Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines.
- Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
And my favorite:
Little known fact: Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.
If you didn't know, she is a member of the NRA, she's a hunter and a former championship basketball player and sportscaster. Her husband, who Palin calls "the First Dude", is an oil worker, fisherman and three time winner of the 2,000 mile Iron Dog snowmobile race,
If you want to see the rest of her bio, check it out at this
bio from the Anchorage Daily News.