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I Love Steve Martin

I found an old essay (1998) by Steve published in The New Yorker…  While running for public office, he decides to issue a public apology for some bad things he has done in his life :

Several years ago, In California, I ate my first clam and said it tasted "like a gonad dipped in motor oil." I would like to apologize to Bob 'n' Betty's Clam Fiesta, and especially to Bob, who I found out later had only one test&%$#. I would like to apologize to the waitress, June, and her affiliates, and to the DePaul family dog, who suffered the contents of my nauseated stomach.

(Ed. "&%$#" Mine)

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(Hat Tip:  NRO K-Lo)

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